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This Cheese Is Mature!

Cheeto Sells For Nearly $100,000!

In today’s edition of WTF news, if you had an extra $100 grand to blow, you could’ve been the proud owner of a Harambe shaped Cheeto.

Remember him?

Back in May 2016, a boy climbed a fence, went through the bushes and fell about 15 feet into some water at the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exhibit. Moments later, Harambe, the famed 400-pund silverback gorilla, then began to drag the boy around causing a panic to the visitors.

Fearing the boy’s life, zoo officials made the instinctive decision to shoot and kill the gorilla.

In January, a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto snack resembling Harambe appeared on Ebay and caused a bidding war. The initial bid started at $11.99, but climbed up to almost $100,000. The single cheeto actually sold for $99,900.

Now, what happens if it breaks during transport?

Oh well.

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